even the nicest boy u know wants to cum all over everything in sight
I want to cum all over everything in sight as well.
Yeah. It’s not just boys, motherfucker.
Hmm. Just was like “Hey so I kind of wanna bang you”. And he said “Come at me bro! :)”,
?? Thanks. Cool. Great!
Things I Have Been Doing Since I Broke My Achilles Tendon:
Laughing at dudes on Tinder: 50%
Seeing how long I can hold my pee in for because it’s a bitch going to the bathroom: 30%